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Shitbod is the world's first calorie-gaining social app. While everyone else is counting down, we're counting up - log your meals, collect butter, and climb the leaderboard. The goal was never a smaller you. It's a more you.

This is the merch. Soft hoodies with room to grow, tees built for second lunch, koozies that keep your liquid calories cold, and pins that wear like the badges you earn in the app. Every piece is made on demand for people who treat eating as a competitive sport.

We don't roast, we admire. Around here a big number is a big achievement, and we are genuinely impressed.

Eat like everyone's watching. They are.

Shitbod — become and absolute unit. shitbod.com